Coachella

7 11 2008

So my daughter’s been bugging me about this music event called Coachella. Apparently it’s some kind of “day on the Green” / “Woodstock” / “Us Festival” type event they hold in the So-Cal desert every year. It runs for three days, has over 100 bands playing from morning until midnight, art displays, camping… the whole deal… and she wants to go.

Now my first reaction was “I don’t want to go hang out with a bunch of damn hippies!”, and as soon as that thought entered my head I immediately shuddered in fright. It had happened! But when??? I didn’t even see it coming? When did I become an old fart? It’s just not fair! You’re supposed to get a warning before hand right? Maybe some gray hair and a stiff back to mark the road to cranky old timers-ville. And yet here I was, perfectly healthy (and quite handsome I might add), and yet refusing an epic rock show and road trip??? Blasphemy!!!!

So I told her we’d go…. with a catch. She’s got to pay her own way. This ain’t Woodstock. Today’s shows are organized and corporate sponsored, which means they are expensive. But if she’s up for it, I’m willing to go. In fact, I’m flattered that my teenage daughter would even want to hang with her old man. My dad and I never did anything together. So I’m really happy that me and my kid get to do this.

The only bummer is that we can’t camp out, and my daughter was really disappointed by that. She wants the “full Coachella experience” as she puts it. But you have to be 18 and have a valid id to camp. So we’ll have to settle for a motel room. Which isn’t bad, a shower will be nice, but it would have been kind of cool to just rough it together. Maybe in a few years we’ll do it again.

Anyway, Coachella here we come!

Coachella Website





Musical Twittering Hookers.

21 09 2008

The worst part about not updating your blog on a regular basis is that you get way behind, and then when you finally get time to write, your thoughts are a useless jumble of garbage. This is one of those times, hence the tantilizing headline. You have been warned.

The main reason I’ve been lax on any real posts is that Aron and Paul have me hooked on Twitter. Twitter is an instant blog so to speak. You basically post one sentence to answer the question “What are you doing right now?”, and you post them whenever the mood strikes you. For the longest time, I just didn’t get the appeal, but then once I started following some other people, and seeing thier updates throughout the day, then it became interesting. So now I’m hooked. You can check out my Twitter page HERE, and if you sign up, make sure and let me know, so I can follow you as well.

So let’s get to the “good stuff” now, since I know who reads this blog, and you are going to wonder why I have the word Hookers in my headline. Well, it’s because I spent the week in Las Vegas. Honestly, I was there attending a class for work on the subject of website branding. It was an extremely interesting class to those of us who are in the tech industry. Take my word for it. I won’t bore you with the gory details. Anyway, all week I went from class, to dinner, then straight to my room to work on a side project I’ve taken on. But the last night of my trip, I was tired and just needed to go have a beer, a cigar and drop a few bucks in a video poker machine. Well no sooner than I sit down, some crazy looking chick with amazingly large, cologen injected lips sits down next to me. See where this is going? Alright, Let me just cut to the chase…. 5 hookers later, I had had enough and retreated to the safety of my room. ALONE. Honestly, I’ve been to vegas a few dozen times now and I have NEVER been hit on by a hooker until now. That can only mean two things: I’m getting old and therefore I look lonely and desperate (I am neither), or secondly, I look like I have cash to blow (which I do not!). Anyway, it was a depressing evening for me, and I won’t get too into it, but maybe the fact that I’ve been married for 20 years now, and I have a 16 year old daughter, it just hurts to see young women pissing away thier lives.

Alright, so on to my last headline keyword…. Music. Yes, I’ve been listening to a lot of music lately and there is some GREAT stuff  out there right now. Let’s talk about some shall we? Okay.

First up….. that rock band we all know and love….. Cheap Trick!!! Laides and gentlemen, this is one of the most underrated rock bands on the planet. These guys rock so hard, and write great rock song after great rock song, it’s amazing. I just bought a greatest hits album and was so totally blown away at how many songs I recognized and loved and didn’t even know they were Cheap Trick songs! Dudes and dudette’s, go buy some Cheap Trick, it doesn’t even matter which album. They all rock.

Next up…. Shinedown! Aron turned me on to this album through a Twitter post of his, and I gotta say, this album blew me away! It’s 100% FAT ROCK from the get go! It’s got everything rock should have… FAT.. I said FAT guitars, great vocal harmonies, and great riffs from the first cut to the last. This is a great album and you need to buy it now, or just admit that you suck.

Ok, next up…. Tokio Hotel! These guys are from Germany and I have to admit it’s hard listening to bands like this these days because these dudes are just about young enough to be my grand children. But they rock. Thier latest album has a great mix of pop leaning metal songs that really remind me of the 80’s power ballad type bands, yet with a new edge. Good stuff! And hey, the lead singer has hair bigger than mine was back in the 80’s so that alone earns them points. Check it out.

Tokio Hotel Guy

Tokio Hotel Guy

Me, Back in the 80's

Me, Back in the 80

Argh…. If only I had worn more guy-liner, I could have “made it”. Ah well…. Seriously though, these guys are making great music. Check ‘em out.

Ok last new album of the day… and you have to say this in a gravely voice and have both hands held up doing the rock sign….

METALLICA!

So the new album is called Death Magnetic… whatever that means… and unlike the last album which sounded like Lars (which is a fantastic name for Paul and Jen’s coming baby by the way) mixed the drums in his bathroom… IT ROCKS! This is Metallica like they used to be. Heavy. Melodic. Frenetic. No song less than 9 minutes long. I mean, this is the real Metallica. It’s almost like they’ve given up on trying to “evolve” and are just being comfortable ripping some seriously heavy tunage. You can hear some of the early vicious stuff here, and you can hear some of the later main stream stuff as well, but it’s all monstrous and powerful, just like it should be. This album is crunchy, even in milk! I highly suggest you get out and buy this one, turn it up to 11, and bang thine headeth. (Rockin’ it King James style for ya there).

Alright, so that’s it. I’m going to bed, PEACE!





The Party Just Got Twice As Big

4 09 2008

We’re slowly closing in on October 1st, the beginning of the biggest and best biker rally on the west coast, Las Vegas Bikefest. Me and 3 other guys are riding down this year for 4 days of riding, food, entertainment, and general good times.

The real news today though is that Chris Ricci, the guy who throws the monster X-Fest music festival in Modesto every year, is throwing one in Vegas, on the same weekend as BikeFest, and on the same street. What this means is that not only will you have the normal tourist crowd, you will also have 50,000 bikers from BikeFest with 4 stages of music, and now you can add another 20,000 people (at least) and 30 more bands to Fremont Street.

What an event this is going to be! Everything from Hip Hop to Country to Reggae to Classic Rock on the same street! The local Po-Po are definitley going to be busy keeping things orderly, but they are used to crowds like this, and as I’ve seen in the past several years I’ve been attending BikeFest, they know how to manage large events. It should be a great time!





Sound Check

23 08 2008

The view from my seat.

We sound checked at the Warnors Theater last night. This is one of the crappiest parts about being a musician; The waiting. Any show of large size goes like this; You show up when they tell you to show up, and then you wait for hours and hours and hours and hours, and then they either run out of time and you don’t get a sound check, or you get a two minute one. It’s just the way it goes. The logistics of putting on a large show are incredibly complex. So that’s exactly what happened last night. 5 1/2 hours of waiting and a two minute sound check. I love being a musician.

The sad part is, I really do love being a musician. So much so that I’m going to do it again today. We’re set to arrive at the Warnors at 1:30 and we probably won’t actually go on stage until 8 or 9, and then only for 3 minutes 50 seconds. Is it worth it you ask? Damn straight it is.

But I noticed something interesting. When you’re a crappy garage band you’ll go to bars and play for 4 hours straight for drunks who could care less about your music. But now we play for people who really want to hear us, and we play for 15 minutes at a time, tops. Odd.

Anyway, I’m stoked about tonight. If you haven’t noticed, they moved the show from the Save Mart center to the Warnors Theater. Yeah, it’s a little step down, but the good thing is that the Warnors will be PACKED. And it’s always better to play to a smaller, packed house, than a large, half empty room. And with the energy of this crowd, we might just blow the roof off this place. This is going to be fun! See you there!





Funny How Life Works

16 08 2008

Last year I quit my band South of Shaw and stepped away from secular music altogether. It had been cool over the years. I played a lot of great shows with big name bands in some pretty good sized venues, but there were also untold numbers of crap hole bars that we played in. And along with those bars come everything else that can get a guy in trouble. So after 20 years of playing clubs, I decided to leave the rock scene and play at church and other religious events exclusively. Along with that decision came the acceptance that I would never play a “big arena show” and would never be a musician for a living.

So when Paul asked me to jam with him for the Christian Music Awards competition today I didn’t think anything of it. I figured it would be a day spent jamming with my buds and watching other great musicians, and that it was. Some fantastic talent was there today and it was humbling to sit amongst and share the stage with them. Anyway, our band went on last and we did a song that Paul wrote that we originally worked out and recorded in my home studio. It went reasonable well, of course every musician thinks that they sound like crap, but we got a good response and some kind words from the judges and so I was ready to pack up and call it a good day.

Then they announced the four finalists that will go on to compete in the Christian Music Awards next week at the 16,000 seat Save Mart Center….. and we were one of them. Yep, I’m playing the big house!!!! We’re going to share the stage with the best Christian artists from around the nation. There will be TV crews there, record execs, the whole deal.

So I just think it’s amazing how God works. I struggle for 20 years to get that big show, to “play an arena”, then I give up my dream to do what he wants me to do, and he gives the dream right back to me when I’m least expecting it. Amazing.

So you have to come out and check out the Christian Music Awards next Saturday, August 23rd, The Save Mart Center in Fresno. Here’s a link to pick up some tickets. Come on out and see what great things God is doing.