So Long Dell, Hello Apple!

28 11 2008

I have had it! I have just completely had it! A few months ago I bought a Dell Studio 15 laptop running Windows Vista Home Premium. I bought it out of necessity. I had a job to complete, I was going out of town, and I needed a laptop to allow me to finish the job. So I bought the Dell because it was inexpensive and it had good specs.

It hasn’t been a bad laptop, relatively speaking. When you run Windows, you pretty much expect quirkiness and problems. So in that regard, the laptop has not been any worse than any other Windows based PC I’ve purchased or built (that has been dozens). But today I just reached my limit as to what I’m willing to deal with.

Once again I’m under the gun to complete a project and I’m just not up for dealing with flakiness. Today I did what should have been a simple upgrade from Vista Home to Vista Ultimate so I could get the full system backup feature (I just love how MS cripples a program and then charges you for certain pieces of it), but as with Windows, nothing is simple. The machine did the upgrade, then promptly blue screened on the reboot. It would not boot. It would not take a reinstall of Vista. It would not restore from the “recovery partition”, and Dell does not ship recovery CD’s with their machines. So I sat there, completely S.O.L. and facing at least 3 to 4 business days of downtime while I wait for Dell to ship me a factory restore disk.

So I decided to go to the Apple store and get the laptop I should have bought in the beginning. A beautiful aluminum and glass 15″ Mac Book Pro. I bought the top of the line, no more skimping on tools that make me money. I’m so happy.

Here’s how cool the entire process has been so far. I walked into the store and tell the guy what I want. He  grabs one off the shelf, pulls out a little card reading device from his belt, swipes my card, tells me my reciept will be emailed to me, and sends me on my way. Sweet.

I get home and crack the box which is barely bigger than the laptop itself. Inside is the laptop, a power cable, and two RESTORE DISKS! That’s it. I fire the machine up. It asks me my name. It sees my network and asks me for the password. It asks me if I want to copy my files from another machine. I say no because I want to start fresh. It starts up and I’m done. Too easy.

Now I have a wireless mouse that gave me fits on my Dell. I tenderly plug the reciever into my Mac, fully expecting to have to download and install drivers, etc, etc, etc… nothing. I grab the mouse and my pointer moves. No drivers to install??? It’s not even a Mac mouse! Sweet! Next hurdle: Printer.

Printers are an absolute BEAR on PC’s and because this one is wireless, it’s usually harder than normal. It was a beast to get working on the Dell, but after the mouse incident, I’m feeling confident. I open the printer panel, click the plus sign, my printer shows up in the list of available printers. I select it, it automatically picks the right driver. I click OK. Go to Google and print something…. BAM, It works.

Less than 60 minutes on a brand new piece of hardware and I was literally already back to work with Vista installed in a virtual machine for my programming tools and everything. This is how computers are supposed to work. Simple and not a single ounce of technical knowledge needed to get online, printing and being productive. Yeah it’s expensive, but that’s relative. If I can spend more time actually working and less time messing with the machine itself, it will pay for itself in no time.





Wordle

9 11 2008

I totally stole this post idea from Aron, but it’s way cool. It’s called Wordle and it’s a program that looks at your recent blog posts and creates an image from commonly used words. Check it out.

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So Long, MySpace

3 11 2008

It is done. I’ve been talking about killing my MySpace account for a long time but just haven’t had the guts to go through with it. But lately, as I’ve been using FaceBook more and more and most of my friends are there now as well, MySpace has got to go.

So no more gigantic flashing comments being posted to my comments section. No more weirdos trying to be my friend or hack my account. No more ugly profiles with really annoying songs playing on them.

Good riddance.





2am Drunken Emailing a Problem?

7 10 2008

Then Google has your answer. The boys and girls over at the big blue G have released the ultimate tool for preventing that late night drunken email (formerly the late night drunken phone call). They call it Gmail Goggles.

Basically what it does is check the time, and if it’s late at night (when drunken emailing is most prevalent according to official government statistics) it asks you a series of short math questions which you have to answer in a given amount of time. If you answer correctly, you can send your email. If not, it protects you from making an ass out of yourself and feeling like a jerk the next day when your high school sweetheart, who is now married and has 4 kids and a husband the size of King Kong, gets your email professing your life long love for her.

It’s ideas like this, and the iPhone LightSaber, that really make me love technology.

Check it out at the [Gmail blog].





Musical Twittering Hookers.

21 09 2008

The worst part about not updating your blog on a regular basis is that you get way behind, and then when you finally get time to write, your thoughts are a useless jumble of garbage. This is one of those times, hence the tantilizing headline. You have been warned.

The main reason I’ve been lax on any real posts is that Aron and Paul have me hooked on Twitter. Twitter is an instant blog so to speak. You basically post one sentence to answer the question “What are you doing right now?”, and you post them whenever the mood strikes you. For the longest time, I just didn’t get the appeal, but then once I started following some other people, and seeing thier updates throughout the day, then it became interesting. So now I’m hooked. You can check out my Twitter page HERE, and if you sign up, make sure and let me know, so I can follow you as well.

So let’s get to the “good stuff” now, since I know who reads this blog, and you are going to wonder why I have the word Hookers in my headline. Well, it’s because I spent the week in Las Vegas. Honestly, I was there attending a class for work on the subject of website branding. It was an extremely interesting class to those of us who are in the tech industry. Take my word for it. I won’t bore you with the gory details. Anyway, all week I went from class, to dinner, then straight to my room to work on a side project I’ve taken on. But the last night of my trip, I was tired and just needed to go have a beer, a cigar and drop a few bucks in a video poker machine. Well no sooner than I sit down, some crazy looking chick with amazingly large, cologen injected lips sits down next to me. See where this is going? Alright, Let me just cut to the chase…. 5 hookers later, I had had enough and retreated to the safety of my room. ALONE. Honestly, I’ve been to vegas a few dozen times now and I have NEVER been hit on by a hooker until now. That can only mean two things: I’m getting old and therefore I look lonely and desperate (I am neither), or secondly, I look like I have cash to blow (which I do not!). Anyway, it was a depressing evening for me, and I won’t get too into it, but maybe the fact that I’ve been married for 20 years now, and I have a 16 year old daughter, it just hurts to see young women pissing away thier lives.

Alright, so on to my last headline keyword…. Music. Yes, I’ve been listening to a lot of music lately and there is some GREAT stuff  out there right now. Let’s talk about some shall we? Okay.

First up….. that rock band we all know and love….. Cheap Trick!!! Laides and gentlemen, this is one of the most underrated rock bands on the planet. These guys rock so hard, and write great rock song after great rock song, it’s amazing. I just bought a greatest hits album and was so totally blown away at how many songs I recognized and loved and didn’t even know they were Cheap Trick songs! Dudes and dudette’s, go buy some Cheap Trick, it doesn’t even matter which album. They all rock.

Next up…. Shinedown! Aron turned me on to this album through a Twitter post of his, and I gotta say, this album blew me away! It’s 100% FAT ROCK from the get go! It’s got everything rock should have… FAT.. I said FAT guitars, great vocal harmonies, and great riffs from the first cut to the last. This is a great album and you need to buy it now, or just admit that you suck.

Ok, next up…. Tokio Hotel! These guys are from Germany and I have to admit it’s hard listening to bands like this these days because these dudes are just about young enough to be my grand children. But they rock. Thier latest album has a great mix of pop leaning metal songs that really remind me of the 80’s power ballad type bands, yet with a new edge. Good stuff! And hey, the lead singer has hair bigger than mine was back in the 80’s so that alone earns them points. Check it out.

Tokio Hotel Guy

Tokio Hotel Guy

Me, Back in the 80's

Me, Back in the 80

Argh…. If only I had worn more guy-liner, I could have “made it”. Ah well…. Seriously though, these guys are making great music. Check ‘em out.

Ok last new album of the day… and you have to say this in a gravely voice and have both hands held up doing the rock sign….

METALLICA!

So the new album is called Death Magnetic… whatever that means… and unlike the last album which sounded like Lars (which is a fantastic name for Paul and Jen’s coming baby by the way) mixed the drums in his bathroom… IT ROCKS! This is Metallica like they used to be. Heavy. Melodic. Frenetic. No song less than 9 minutes long. I mean, this is the real Metallica. It’s almost like they’ve given up on trying to “evolve” and are just being comfortable ripping some seriously heavy tunage. You can hear some of the early vicious stuff here, and you can hear some of the later main stream stuff as well, but it’s all monstrous and powerful, just like it should be. This album is crunchy, even in milk! I highly suggest you get out and buy this one, turn it up to 11, and bang thine headeth. (Rockin’ it King James style for ya there).

Alright, so that’s it. I’m going to bed, PEACE!