Why Does Christian Music Have to Suck?

17 06 2009

This is an issue we touched upon the other night at our Bible study. It’s kind of interesting because though we are all seasoned musicians playing music at church, I don’t think there’s any of us that really dig popular Christian music. Why? Well, because it mostly sucks.

Now let’s distinguish between worship music and popular Christian music. Worship music is what you hear at church. It’s written to glorify God, encourage us, and lift our spirits. This is good stuff, and I really enjoy playing it. Popular Christian music is the stuff you hear on Christian radio. It’s designed to sell records to people of the Christian faith.

The problem with popular Christian music is that it’s so cookie cutter and so generic. I signed up to take surveys for the local Christian music station and they sent me my first one today. As I was listening to the songs and rating them, I discovered that with the exception of 3 or 4 songs out of about 50, they all sounded EXACTLY the same. It’s like there’s a sucky music factory out there in the middle of the bible belt stamping out these horrifically simple and uninteresting songs. Honestly, most of them sound like something on the Disney channel, or in a soft drink commercial, or hear around a campfire.

It’s unfortunate because there’s so many creative people out there, but for some reason they feel like they have to mimic everyone else rather than do something off the wall. And the record companies are so bent on profits that they aren’t willing to take chances cultivating new and interesting artists. There’s a certain amount of bias though from Christians themselves. A lot of people think “Christian” means a certain style of music, rather than music having a certain lyrical content. All this combined makes for music that too often is somber and moody and boring.

Why can’t Christians rock? And not that goofy corporate version of rock, I mean really rock! I want AC/DC with clean lyrics. I want Metallica with a positive message. I want Slipknot with a Christian worldview.

Fortunately there are a few heavy bands with a Christian worldview hitting the scene, but what’s really interesting, is that it’s the secular world that’s embracing them, while Christian radio shuns them. Odd. Here’s a few heavy bands that I enjoy. If there’s anyone out there that knows of some other good ones, post them in the comments.

P.O.D.

Pillar

Project 86

As I Lay Dying

Red

Kutless





Praying Out Loud

15 06 2009

Do you ever pray out loud? To God? Like in front of other people? I didn’t think so. Most people I know don’t and never have. Let’s face it, it’s just something people don’t do. It’s scary right? I mean, having a heart to heart with the Almighty Creator in front of other people? No way man. That’s too much like a speech. Everyone’s going to be judging your prayer and then they’re gonna talk about how lame it was behind your back. And what if you don’t follow the proper prayer protocol or you commit a horrific breach of prayer etiquette? Public prayer is messy business man. It’s not for me. Ask my friends, I’m the guy that NEVER, EVER prays in front of people.

Well tonight I was forced to pray. No my bible study group didn’t hold me down and force me to pray and our group leader didn’t put me on the spot or anything. No, it was all God’s fault. We’re doing a study on what it means to be an artist in the church and this week’s study was on insecurity. As I’m going through the chapter it just struck me that I have really no insecurity whatsoever about playing drums. It doesn’t matter what the crowd size is, or what music we’re playing, it’s all good. No butterflies, no worries. And really that just comes from playing in front of large crowds of people several times a week for over 20 years. After a while you get confident in your abilities and it becomes comfortable. And so as I started to wonder how this chapter applies to me it suddenly struck me that this whole public prayer thing is an area that I constantly agonize over. See God’s sneaky like that.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that when God gives you a challenge that scares the crap out of you, it’s really an opportunity to grow into something better. And so you either take Him up on it, or you kick yourself forever for being a wussy. So I sucked it up and prayed. Out loud. Now I’m not bragging here, I’ll be honest. I took the easiest prayer request. Short and sweet baby. But I gotta say I was as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. (Ok, I totally stole that saying from this website)

The good thing is, nobody chuckled at my lame attempt at prayer. Nobody said anything afterward. In fact, it was like nobody noticed that the no-prayer-guy prayed, even though I’m pretty sure my voice was a little wobbly, I might have prayed for something somebody else already prayed for, and I think I totally cut somebody else short in my nervousness. But it was all good.

The reason I’m even sharing this is because I think it’s important to share one’s fears and insecurities so we can laugh about them and move on. We all have our quirks. I have people tell me all the time how they can’t believe I can get up in front of 600 or so people in a church service and play like I do. And I’m thinking in my head… yeah, but I’m scared crapless of saying a simple prayer in front of four of my closest friends! Heck, I know a fully grown man who’s afraid of clowns! But the point is that no matter what we do, whether we’re playing the drums or praying or whatever… we should do it for God and God only. He doesn’t care if we aren’t the greatest drummer or the greatest public speaker. But He does care that we’re serving Him, pushing out of our comfort zone and most of all, growing in our faith.

I feel like I grew a tiny little bit today.





America Is Great Because She Is Good

25 05 2009

I came a quote today on Greg Laurie’s blog. It’s from a french guy named Alexis de Tocquevill who travelled our country back in the early days. He said this:

“I sought for the greatness and genius of America in her commodious harbors and her ample rivers—and it was not there . . . in her fertile fields and boundless forests—and it was not there . . . in her rich mines and her vast world commerce—and it was not there . . . in her democratic Congress and her matchless Constitution—and it was not there. Not until I went into the churches of America and heard her pulpits flame with righteousness did I understand the secret of her genius and power. America is great because she is good, and if America ever ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.”

Interesting eh? For all the talk these days about how God is irrelevant or just plain non existent, here’s a guy, an outsider no less, who says He’s not only relevant, He’s our only source of prosperity.

Let’s also look at some quotes from the greatest men in our country’s history:

“The Bible is the rock on which this Republic rests.” - Andrew Jackson

“Let divines and philosophers, statesmen and patriots, unite their endeavors to renovate the age by impressing the minds of men with the importance of educating their little boys and girls, inculcating in the minds of youth the fear and love of the Deity… and leading them in the study and practice of the exalted virtues of the Christian system.” – Samuel Adams

“Almighty and eternal Lord God, the great Creator of heaven and earth, and the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ; look down from heaven in pity and compassion upon me Thy servant, who humbly prostrates myself before Thee…” – George Washington

“We recognize no Sovereign but God, and no King but Jesus!” – John Adams and John Hancock

“ God governs in the affairs of man. And if a sparrow cannot fall to the ground without his notice, is it probable that an empire can rise without His aid? We have been assured in the Sacred Writings that except the Lord build the house, they labor in vain that build it. I firmly believe this. I also believe that, without His concurring aid, we shall succeed in this political building no better than the builders of Babel” – Benjamin Franklin

I could go on and on. The quotes are endless. My point of today’s post is that it is undeniable that this country was built on Christian values and strong faith in God. We are here and able to celebrate this Memorial Day and all that is good for the sole reason that God has blessed us. Let’s not forget that.





Thinking You’re Naked

1 04 2009

Excellent post this morning over at the Stuff Christians Like blog. Check it out.

http://stufffchristianslike.blogspot.com





Good Enough for the Church

24 03 2009

I thought this was an excellent post over at StuffChristiansLike.com.

Enjoy.

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! UPDATE !

It’s all about serving today. Paul just posted an awesome video from Sunday’s service.

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